Yau Fic Chapter 21

Clarissa gets woken up by a hardy laugh as Uncle Steve and Uncle David walk in the door. (Oh! I must have konked out a bit. That food was just so good~) She gets up and walks over to Steve, "Hey! How's it going?" The two Uncles smile warmly back at her and David heartily calls out, "Heyyyy! It's nice to see you in here for once joining us old men! You haven't stopped by to see me in ages!" Clarissa gives them both a quick side hug, "Im sorry Uncle David, Ive been working the farm now and before that... well I was just eager to get outta here." David laughs, "No problem! I get it. Andy! Bring over three mugs of Draft! On me as a congrats for staying, we're happy to have ya." He says to Clarissa with a wink. She nods with a smile and thanks him as Andy brings over three large full mugs of beer. "Cheers!" They all call out before chugging them down. The Uncles finished their mugs within seconds and David ordered another round while Clarissa was still working on her first. Steve laughs when he sees she's only a quarter way through, "You'll have to drink a little faster if you want to keep up with us." he says as he sets down his empty mug. She tries to drink faster but spits out a little in her hand and starts coughing. "Ah careful now! Not that fast!" He says as she wipes her mouth with her sleeve and her hand on her pants. "Im good, Im good. I got this." She lifts up the mug again and chugs the rest down as Andy sets three more mugs on the wooden counter. "Attagirl!" David calls out as he pats her back. They raise their new mugs in cheers and down them again. "Raaaa! Man that has a bitter bite!" She says as she slowly finishes the new mug. "Not used to beer?" Steve asks. She shakes her head, "No, this is my first time drinking actually. Ive never had alcohol before." Steve gently takes her mug, "I didnt know that, sweetie you should head home. That alcohol is going to hit soon and it would be best if you go lay down." Clarissa shrugs, "What's the big deal? It was only two mugs and a glass of wine. You guys drank it like water." He rubs her back, "Clarissa we've been drinking this stuff for years, our tolerance is higher than yours. What we drank just now is only enough to get me tipsy, but when I first started drinking this would have made me drunk." She looks at him with astonishment, "Ok, I didn't know that. Ill go get my pack and say bye to the others. Thank you Uncle Steve." She gives him a hug and turns towards the table, walking over to grab her backpack. "Hey Elly Ima head home. Have a good night." Elly smiles and nods. Clarissa opens her backpack and pulls out her wallet, heading over to the register at the counter. "Ey Andy how murch do I owe you?" (Lol murch. I meant much.) Andy puts his hand up, "It's your first time in here, don't worry about it." Clarissa shakes her head, "I insist! Your food was amazing, and it deserves to be paid for. You cant give something like that furrr free! That would be a crime! It would be like a prostitute running her business without gettin paid! Duuuuuuude no that's just not kosher. You're like the grade A steak! You cant be giving yourself out like that!" Andy gives her kind of a weird look and starts laughing, "I think thats the first time anyone has called me a Steak. Thank you I guess..?" He says and laughs a bit more. "Uh ya dude with this cooking you are becoming a very yummy steak. Like a thick and juicy, fresh off the grill. Yum. I thought you were just some perverttt before like no lie but dis dis dis umm Shrimp! This shrimp is like the best shrimp evaaaaa dude." Andy sweatdrops, "A pervert? That's what you thought of me?" Clarissa laughs and places a hand on his shoulder, "My man, dog. You were peeping over da bushes bro. Like dude wtf?! But but Jessss she totally cleared it. Like you weren't peepin! You were being a good doggo! Oi...." Clarissa holds her head for a moment. "Are you ok?" Andy says with concern. "Mmhmm my head is jus startin to feel a little funny...." Clarissa says as she wobbles a little bit. Andy grabs hold of her arm to balance her, "I have a bed in the back, go lie down for a bit." Clarissa laughs, "Whaaaaa dude Andy, you ARE a perv! Im nert hoppin in yer bed!!! Noooooo! Ima head home. Peppin is the only man I need, isnt that rigjt meow?" She calls up to the cat on her head which stares at her and paws her nose gently. She laughs and swats playfully at the paw with her wallet but Peppe rolls back up into bread loaf position on her head. "OH! You! I still need to pay you! I dun know how much though!" She dumps out a couple thousand coins on the counter. "Here! TAKE MAH MONEH!!!" Then she salutes and staggers to the door. Andy goes up to Elly and asks her to follow Clarissa out.